My name is Brad and I hope you enjoy my comics. There are no recurring characters except for a cast of thousands. Thousands of deeply shallow characters that don’t exist. The site updates sometimes.Tumblr (3.0; @suitcasenuke)http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/912eb7c34b58713e01f8bc777d9653ed/tumblr_mloduwtwfV1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone who goes on that show is insane and awful.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/48637952285http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/48637952285Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:18:32 -0400american idolmurdererinsane<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3df80307d02f64f697a8e66c98ccfe8/tumblr_mlkqttdEGo1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Never give up your boner hope.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/48471713846http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/48471713846Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:08:17 -0400bonerssuicide<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ylqocGza1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nerds never win.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/31037040938http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/31037040938Thu, 06 Sep 2012 23:01:36 -0400jeopardy!bulliesalex trebek<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m804e34MBT1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Unfortunate Fart</strong></p> <p>This guy has more going for him than the President.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377893505http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377893505Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:34:51 -0400fartsclownsblind dates<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m804cbLjqr1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>The Beach and Where’s the Fire?</strong></p> <p>Is that a fire in my pants, or is it herpes?</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377819991http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377819991Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:33:47 -0400the beachpick up linesjerksfire pantsdead snakes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8047uWj8A1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>The Haunted Castle</strong></p> <p>Nothing is scarier than kids with Bieber hair.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377634049http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377634049Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:31:06 -0400haunted castlefake ghostsbieber hair<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80462pf241rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To know where we’ve come from, we need to go back to the beginning.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377557548http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377557548Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:30:02 -0400beardo weirdobeard lawbirth<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80442yW5J1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Baby Bjorn</strong></p> <p>This is why Swedish babies are the most depressed babies.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377472665http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377472665Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:28:50 -0400baby bjornswedish babieslazy mothers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8041oNQK61rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Bird Watching</strong></p> <p>Nature is full of evil and hunger and delicious gingers.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377371445http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377371445Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:27:24 -0400bird watchingnaturebearsgingers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803zxrlUw1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Olden Times</strong></p> <p>The Beardo Weirdo is back! WAY BACK in olden times!</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377298351http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377298351Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:26:21 -0400jesusbeard lawbeardo weirdo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803xrV2XR1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Funny Faces</strong></p> <p>Remember kids, don’t make funny faces. Your parents will die.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377208117http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377208117Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:25:03 -0400funny facesdead fatherssad kids<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803vvEoX31rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Heart Attack</strong></p> <p>Give him a shock, beard monkey thing!</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377128309http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28377128309Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:23:55 -0400beardo weirdobeard lawheart attack<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803seK4rf1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Party Pooper</strong></p> <p>Please try this. I want to know what happens. </p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376982126http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376982126Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:21:50 -0400partry pooperpooing in the darknesscouch fun!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803onqVzB1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>God is Bored</strong></p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376824880http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376824880Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:19:35 -0400godgod is boredboobies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803ng6dyU1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Ghost Toad, Spirit of Environmental Justice in A Dynamite Plan</strong></p> <p>The angry apparition rages onward! To failure!</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376775974http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376775974Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:18:00 -0400ghost toadenvironmentdynamite<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803krUdjB1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Mother-In-Law</strong></p> <p>Based on a FALSE story.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376662267http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376662267Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:17:15 -0400hellnot actually truei swear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803j3VdCy1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>More Kid Komix</strong></p> <p>Based on a true story. That turtle is long dead.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376593929http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376593929Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:16:15 -0400kid komixkidsturtles<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803hcrsfv1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Kid Komix</strong></p> <p>Ain’t no party like a Transformers party! This is why the toy is sad.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376522818http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376522818Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:15:12 -0400kid komixtransformerskids<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803f3cIEC1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Snack Time</strong></p> <p>I always knew popcorn was brain food.</p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376427862http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376427862Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:13:51 -0400snack timepopcorncouches<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m803ctbE4B1rcudfro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Paul Blart: Alligator Cop</strong></p> <p>Visit Kevin James’ website, <a href="http://www.kjames.fat/fartburp.phpee">www.kjames.fat/fartburp.phpee</a></p>http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376335139http://www.suitcasenukecomic.com/post/28376335139Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:12:29 -0400paul blartfartspooballskevin james